Milwaukee's "Banner und Volksfreund" might've asked the question: "How do you solve a problem like a Maga?"

The good sisters would more likely have read the Catholic-leaning, Milwaukee Seebote, and NOT the more progressive Banner und Volksfreund (Thomas Paine's writings were featured there), but it remains the same universal question:

 

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